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...so G A S u(P) that Canoe cause Kayaks don't got motors and the test is Bidden! You are going to be tested!

(G) which god __________? (A) which apple__________? (S) which state_________? (P) what peace__________?

Camels can get gas but don't use gas. Id(o)le comments? Idol worship, let's 'ave a look see. The Idol doesn't sing and it's made of wood. You might have a problem with communications not to mention natural hazards. Consider: carpenter bees, termites, wood peckers and the occasional beaver. Now how about those ever popular vandals that grow up to become a terrorists. Can they topple or destroy your object of worship? Can your Idol weather the storms and lightning, and protect itself, you and your loved ones - if not - Why are worshiping it? This is called common cent$ense. 

Consider the Camel gas less but gaseous. The Hummer is song less and the factory still - but wait - someone will make some more "war wheelers", cool! Breaking News! Piggy banks run as Oinkle Sam announces a new vehicle to replace the Hummer costing $500,000.00 each with an initial order of two thousand and then an additional eight thousand to follow. These vehicles can go where no camel has gone before - or can they?  Look it up! Look it up! Can a camel pass through the eye of a needle? The eye of the needle is___________! What does a camel do to get through it___________ and when__:__? 

O'b-one, what "kindofzeros" are we talking about with this order as we leave off the cent$ense - common and log(isti)cal. If a camel costs just_____.__?

Now you are spending, printing or tax collect'n from ever man/woman and unborn child enough to pay for these expenditures as the dollar free falls. Its

$500,000.00 times 10,000 equals_____________.__? Now, spare parts, tires, additional armor with a fuel efficiency rating of__mpg cost $__________.__?

G A S u(P) are we over the hump or are we getting__________?  Breaking News! New vehicles, in addition to the ones destined for Afghanistan - STOP - will be purchased - STOP - for the US government - STOP - was announced by The O'b-one - STOP, STOP... I'm so stimulated - really - enough  already!

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